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THE RATED M PODCAST EPISODE 11: EDGELORDS

It’s time for another action packed episode of The Rated M Podcast! Spelunky is this weeks All Time Classic and Game of the Week is skipped this week and the guys discuss how Nebula Realms is a crappier version of Playstation Home. Robert “Wang” Yang gets called out for edgelording, Six Flags is gang territory, and Dan Puts his foot down on “dark” subjects. Also midget mishaps and Joel renames himself for the umpteenth time. The Rated M Podcast contains language that may not be suitable for all listeners. NSFW, duh.

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THE RATED M PODCAST EPISODE 10: FAT P*SSY

It’s time again for another slippery episode of The Rated M Podcast! In their historic tenth episode, Dan Classic and Beautiful Joel discuss why turned based combat sucks, interdimensional self pleasure, and try to talk SDCC but immediately get side tracked talking about dirty anime. Final Fantasy Zodiac Age is the game of the Week this week and The Fire Pro Wrestling Series gets the all time classic treatment. Also find out why Sue Perkins is hot because she’s cool like a dude. The Rated M Podcast contains language that may offend anyone without a sense of humor so listener discretion is advised. NSFW, duh.

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RATED M EPISODE 8: DIABETES AND THE BANDIT

Time for another arresting episode of The Rated M Podcast! Dan Classic makes a trip to the high seas aboard the USS HOLLY and is joined by none other than one half of the SHB Mega Powers, “Razor” Raz Holly! The guys discuss their brushes with the law, how 7up and Vaporub can cure cancer, and why the Navy wear bell bottoms and little capes. The Rated M Podcast is a dirty, dirty, podcast with language that may not be suitable for anyone. The faint of heart and mollycoddles need not apply! NSFW, duh.

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RATED M PODCAST EPISODE 7: PEACHA BEACHA SPLASHA or 100 LAYERS OF FUN!

The Rated M Podcast is back again in full force from Castle Classic. The All Time Classics segment debuts with Secret of Mana while Beautiful Joel takes over Game of the Week duties covering Friday the 13th. The boys watch a dirty video featuring Nurse Joy from Pokemon and get into an in depth disscussion on lube… again. Also action figure collecting is disscussed and Tekken 7 is missing a key figure. Rated M is a dirty, dirty podcast and is not for the faint of heart or mollycoddles of any kind. Listener discretion is advised. NSFW, duh.

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RATED M EPISODE 5 : STOP THE INSANITY!

Beautiful Joel is once again in the co host chair when the guys discuss Katy Perry’s hair cut, the Daddy of Five controversy and what CIS stands for. Also It’s unseasonably warm and Mario Kart 8 Deluxe is Game of the Week. Finally a question is asked; What is up with the flat Earth/Hologram Moon weirdos? Rated M is a dirty, dirty podcast so mollycoddles and the faint of heart, beware! NSFW, duh.

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RATED M WITH DAN CLASSIC EPS.4: Beautiful Joel vs Buzzfeed

Beautiful Joel returns for another profanity laden episode of Rated M! Dan and Joel discuss new games like De Formers, Paragon and Remothered. Also Mr Shifty gets the game of the week treatment. The guys also discuss how kids today don’t start with “hand stuff”. We also learn that olive oil makes better lube than lotion. This episode gets SUPER GRAPHIC, obviously, so listener discretion is advised. NSFW, duh.

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SHB PODCAST PRESENTS: RATED M WITH DAN CLASSIC eps.2

Episode 2 : GRIZ GEEK INVADES CASTLE CLASSIC!

Dan Classic is joined this week by Super Hammer Boss, GrizGeek! Things get loud as Dan and Griz lament the loss of the adult world. As always Rated M contains adult language, very adult language so listener discretion is advised. NSFW, duh.

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EPISODE 62: BUILDING BRIDGES WITH PLAY PATTERNS

On this episode of Super Hammer Bros. Podcast, GrizGeek, Dan Classic and JAM-zilla, celebrates Switch-Mas (aka the launch and release of the Nintendo Switch). The group chat about their experience with going to the pre-order release night, (and one that said naaaaww). Setting up and playing one of the most anticipated games of the year, Zelda: Breath of the Wild. And also talking about the surprisingly fun and game that should have been packed in with the console, 1-2 Switch! Check out the video clips on our Facebook page. (Links below)

1-2 Switch: Samurai Training Pt 1
https://www.facebook.com/SHB.podcast/videos/643790095821782/

1-2 Switch: Samurai Training Pt 2 – The Re-Match.
https://www.facebook.com/SHB.podcast/videos/643793512488107/

1-2 Switch: Wizard
https://www.facebook.com/SHB.podcast/videos/643799015820890/

Dan Classic, being a man of his word promised to pimp out one of his peeps on podcast and well here you go. . . @fukuraesthetic on Instagram (https://www.instagram.com/fukuraesthetic/?hl=en)

After all that was said and down, some how Raz Holly found a way to get on Podcast and well, just watch the video! (https://youtu.be/Oy1tNK35iEs)

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EPISODE 61: DROPPING THE HAMMER WITH JAM-ZILLA & DAN-CLASSIC

On this episode of Super Hammer Bros. Podcast, GrizGeek was requested to record by Dan (aka Max Hazard) and Jam-Bot who is now JAM-zilla, to clear up a few things and to also call out my fellow co-host Raz Holly who called out DAN! for the “NES Classic Scalpers” comment. It’s a hot mess but that’s what happens when you record after watching WWE Elimination Chamber. The mic lights up and everyone wants to cut a wrestling promos. . . WWWWOOOOOOO!

This episode is fast pace, randomly jumping from topics ranging from 1-2 Switch mini game collection (there is a milking mini game. . .  just saying) to wrestling. The fellows even chat about political views, “Dan’s Rant” about over population and even the evil Spanish language aka “Portuguese”. Somewhere along the way Dan starts to press the other guys about what there are looking for in a lady companion, Jam-zilla ops out (being the smart one) and Griz falls into the “DAN!” trap like a dumb@$$. Overall it’s another random “hot mess” of a podcast that was pretty entertaining.

Side Note: Since Dan is back this is NSFW. . .  listen with headphone. Set the volume pretty low so people can’t really hear the crazy sh!t that Dan talks about. Just saying. You have been warned!

If you like what you are listening too, don’t forget to subscribe to us and give us some Super Stars on iTunes. Give us a like on The Facebooks. If you want to drop us a line, email us at ask.shb@gmail.com. Also we just got an Instagram -> superhammerbros! Check us out there! Also Raz has an Instagram -> razholly Plus if you feel like tweeting at us, well SHB-podcast doesn’t have a Twitter profile, but Tiger Skunk and Griz does! So hit them up @Tigerskunk and @Grizgeek! Level up, and game on. Tingley-doo

Side note! Music used for Intro & Outro  “8 Bit Power!” By HeatleyBros. Free Music For Your Youtube Video (or really any thing you may need kick@$$ Music) go to https://www.youtube.com/user/HeatleyBros